In Defense Of The Greatest Advertising Campaign Of All Time

If you haven't already seen it, watch it before you read what I have to say.

Some people just don't get it.  I feel sorry for these people, because you are missing out on the greatest thing of all things. When I first saw this... I was confused…

Then came the greatest cameo appearance of all time and the greatest quote of all time, given the context of the cameo.  "I used seven helicopters!"

Look at this man.  If you think that this man is not the greatest living entity to ever exist, you are wrong!

The reality is that the Commonwealth bank has been really bad, they charge me outrageous fees for everything I do that would cost them nothing and take extraordinarily long periods of time to do things that should take them a second.

I was just about to leave the bank right before I saw the ad.  Now I'm going to stay with them forever, the hundreds of dollars of fees I've paid were worth it just to see something so incredibly mind blowing.  If I met the person who convinced Commonwealth Bank to use this advert, I would probably offer to be his/her personal slave for life.

Michael Bay. That is all.